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He who seeks
revenge should remember to dig two graves.
Why
do we close our eyes when we sleep? When we cry? When we imagine?
When we kiss? This is because the most beautiful things in the
world are unseen.
When you were born,
you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your
life so that when you die, you're the one who is smiling and
everyone around you is crying.
May you have enough
happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human, and enough hope to make you
happy.
Submitted by Donny
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Love your enemies.
It really pisses them off!
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Love
never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how
to replenish it's source. It dies of blindness and errors and
betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness,
of witherings, of tarnishings.
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The most difficult
thing that you can do is to watch the person you love, love someone
else.
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To the world
you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world.
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All I really need
is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
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Love is like
a butterfly, hold it too tight, it'll crush, hold it too loose,
it'll fly!
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A change of
heart changes everything.
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Love many, trust
few but always paddle your own canoe!
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It isn't the
mountains ahead that wear you out, it's the grain of sand in your
shoe.
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An ounce of
prevention is worth a pound of cure.
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A sense of humor is
the lubricant of life's machinery.
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Writing
is a lot like sex. At first you do it because you like it. Then
you find yourself doing it for a few close friends and people
you like. But if you're any good at all...you end up doing it
for money.
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Love is a matter of Chemistry, but sex is a matter of Physics.
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Sex is like snow,
you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long
it will last.
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A woman's rule
of thumb: if it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble
with it!
Submitted by Zeno
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A
woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire,
four times;
her intelligence, eight times.
-- Sanskrit proverb
Submitted
by Zeno
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Don't count
your chickens before they hatch!
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Dance with the devil
and he will expect a goodnight kiss!
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He who laughs
lasts laughs loudest!
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One generation
plants trees, and the next enjoys the shade.
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Don't put off
until tomorrow, what you can do today.
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A journey begins
with the first step.
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You are only
truly drunk when you cant lie on the floor without holding on!
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Once
a wrong idea about reality has been formed, it becomes more difficult
to discover the truth.
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Patriotism is
the last refuge of a scoundrel.
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If you're not
part of the Steamroller, you're part of the Asphalt!
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Life is a mystery,
wrapped in a riddle, inside an enigma.
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